If You're So Smart, Why Are You Working at The Cluck'n'Buck?

An Honest Love Poem

My heart won’t beat for you
And no, you can’t have it.
It pumps to keep me living
And to be honest, I kind of need it

I’m not going across the world for you
And no, I won’t walk through hell
I have responsibilities where I am
But I’m sure time can only tell

I won’t do anything for love
And you are not my daddy,
Nor my baby, nor my muffin.
You’re not that edible.
(Believe me I’ve tried)

You’re not the most handsome man ever.
You’re not the funniest either.
You didn’t like Die Hard.
And you actually like Vince Vaughn
Stop messing with your bangs!
Your romantic side is a tad cliché
For every imperfection you possess
It doesn’t make me love you any less
<3